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    Ask a Zombie: “Back to School” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on August 29, 2012

    Dear Zombie, Why every time I watch a movie there’s always a zombie clown? I hate clowns. Is there something much more creepier than a clown? Always smiling… when nothing it’s funny. Ninochka Dear Ninochka, EVERY time you watch a …
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    Ask a Zombie: “Have an Egg Roll” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on August 8, 2012

    Dear Zombie Why can’t you just make brains? Wouldn’t it be easier than hunting for them and fighting plants? From Tyger101 Dear Introduction to Tyger, Oh, capital idea! Let Zombie just get right on that. It is funny becuz Zombie …
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    Ask a Zombie: “You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angry” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on July 25, 2012

    Dear Zombie, Now that Click and Clack are leaving their show, I hope you’ll be willing to take over my car advice: When I press the accelerator, I hear a “wooo-wooo-wooo-wooo-tink-tink-clunk”. In winter, if it’s very cold outside, it’s the …
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    Ask a Zombie: “Sure Happy It’s Tuesday” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on July 10, 2012

    Dear Zombie, Hello! How are you? I would like to know, if the plants didn’t try to hurt you, do you think you would be friends? I’m very curious. But then again, I talk a lot too. Could we be …
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    Zombie Gardening Tipz for Summer

    by Zombie Posted on July 3, 2012

    All alive peeplz can do stuff this summer to help the envri envrom world. Follow Zombie tipz to go green, build muscle brains and have fun. 1. Dig up yard. Put in fake turf. Play golf in free time. 2. …
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    Ask a Zombie: “And Your Ma is Good Looking” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on June 27, 2012

    Dear Zombie, I just got promoted at my job, but I’m workin the nights now, not the daytime anymore. Now for you, as a Zombie, it’s easy for you to come out every night and sleep all day. But I’m …
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    Ask a Zombie: “You Are Not Leaving My House Dressed Like That” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on June 12, 2012

    Geesh, I wanted to know more about wearing socks with sandals! There’s a big debate about that here in the Northwest. See, it rains a lot and our feet get cold! Kathryn Geesh? Maybe your feet get cold because you …
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    Ask a Zombie: “Socks with Sandals” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on May 30, 2012

    Dear Mr. Zombie, I’d like to invite you to my birthday party, but I’m wondering if you’ll be a bad zombie and start eating everyone. Will you promise me to be good? – Andrew Dear Andrew, Sure. Zombie promise to …
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    Ask a Zombie: “Cleaning Up the Sunflower’s Mess” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on May 16, 2012

    Dear Zombie, Will you be my friend? I think it would be super cool to have a zombie pal! With love and adoration, Christine Christine, Here is deal. Zombie will totes be your friend but – and Zombie want to …
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    Ask a Zombie: The “Rick Steves Doesn’t Have a Monopoly on Travel Advice” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on April 18, 2012

    Dear Zombie, I have terminated every single zombie you have been able to throw at me. Have zombies finally given up? It is a shame how pathetic zombies were to give up against me. (I am eleven.) Why don’t you …
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