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    Ask a Zombie: “500th Post” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on June 19, 2013

    Dear Zombie, I’ve heard that every 7 – 10 years people need to reevaluate their life. I am feeling the itch to make a change and think I may be heading into a mid-life crisis. Do zombies go through the …
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    Ask a Zombie: “I Just Work Here” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on June 5, 2013

    Dear Zombie- Who wins in an underwater knife fight, you or a bear? Thanks! Jim Bowie Dear Jimbo, Is this some secret plan to get Zombie to talk about your amazing collection of knives? Because Zombie not falling for your …
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    Ask a Zombie: “Adventures in Wonderland (Revere, MA)” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on May 22, 2013

    Dear Zombie- Knock knock! Who’s there? India India who? India-vent you don’t pack a sandwich, we can pick up tacos! Good, right? Felicia Felix-Mentor Dear Mrs. Huxtable, See, how this thing work is, you aks Zombie a thing and then …
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    Zombie Gardening Tipz – Adventures Edition

    by Zombie Posted on May 17, 2013

    Zombie feeling grate lately — new games, new brainz, and all I got to do between now and disco night at Elks Lodge is tell you how to kill care for ugly plants… so let’s get digging in.   Tip …
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    Ask a Zombie: “Standing on the Corner Watching All The Girls Go By” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on May 8, 2013

    Dear Zombie, I have, as of late, grown increasingly bored. I’ve been making stuffed animals with felt but am fresh out of ideas! What do you think that I should make? Or should I just do something completely different, like …
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    Ask a Zombie: “How Much Nezzar Could a Nebuchadnezzar?” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on April 24, 2013

    Dear Zombie, Do you have a Zombie family? Is it the same family you had before you became a Zombie or did you create a brand new family once you became a Zombie. Thank you for your time. Lauren Dear …
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    Ask a Zombie: “And That Rhymes with P” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on April 10, 2013

    Dear Zombie, Why do you eat the plants? They are cute. Jamie Dear Jamie, Zombie eat plants because plants insist on getting in the way. Zombie not want to eat plants but Zombie is faced with a choice and has …
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    Ask a Zombie: “With All the Frills Upon It” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on March 29, 2013

    Dear Zombie, I want to know how are you alive because you are dead and you live off of brains? I am sorry to tell you but you are jacked up and do not write a “smart” response cause you …
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    Ask a Zombie: “Fame or Notoriety?” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on March 13, 2013

    Dear Zombie, Do you eat all kinds of brains? I can make you a brain out of broccoli. Will you eat it? Or do you only like human brains? Love, Konrad (7 years old) Hey Konrad, Do you like ice …
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    Ask a Zombie: “Clankum and Bankum” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on February 27, 2013

    Zombie, Why do you keep coming onto my lawn and trying to eat my brains? Stay off my lawn! Not only this, you keep getting sploded by my taters. Why you no learn? You figure with all these brains you …
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