Tip 1: Rocks
Rocks may not seem like much — they just sit around and lamet lanmet mope about not being bigger. But rocks can gussy up any garden with artful placement. Especially if placement involves climbing ladder and dropping rocks straight onto stupid flowers.

Tip 2: Salt
You got to be kidding, zombie, says you. But no, I don’t kid, says zombie! Salt is delishus on just about any type of brain, and eating delishus brains when they salty and even more delishus makes any garden more toler tolerbl okay.

Tip 4: Asparagus Stinks
Alive peepuls once said asparagus is delishus. Other alive peepuls say it’s just ditch weed. I say the second group of victims peepuls is right, and also it is stinky ditch weed. You will get to know asparagus more very soon (catch my hint hint?) so I don’t think you also need to plant stinky plantz in beautiful rock patch.

Tip 4: Garden Party
After yore garden is pretty and you are tired from hard work, invite friendz over for party this Saturday, 7:00 oclock. Friendz are new thing this year for Zombie — alive peepuls sending me to lots of friendz houses lately, but no garden party yet. Anyhoo, garden party after planting work should be grand and include special beve berv drinks and horse durves. Be sure to put big sign out for party and keep gate unlocked.

I hope you enjoy theez tips. Now go make best garden ever.

Love,

Zombie

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Helo. Zombie know you need advice for life. Now you want garden tipz too? What you wanting next, appendectomy?

Good for you, I have had a green thumb. (Have you seen my green thumb? I lost it in the pool.) Anyway. Alive peeples tell me sun is shining, time to make plants bloom and doom. Ugh. Hear are tips to let your garden grow go.

• Gardens need compost. Get large compost recep repcet bin, dig up plantz, stuff them inside.
• Use only organic fertilizers like vinegar and gasoline.
• Don’t be afraid to fill field with pretty things like uranium geraniums copper.
• Visit nayborhood nursery. Tell us when you go and we’ll eat meet you there.
• Give all crops plenty of water: for best resultz, cover garden with swimming pool.
• Tune up garden tools. Be sure edges of spade are sharp, and change oil in jackhammer.

Good luck with your garden. Yule need it.

Love,

Zombie