You know all the swag we keep teasing you with (here, here, and here)? Well, now you can finally win some! YES — we are giving away swag, as well as lots of other prizes (including the iPad 2)!

We’re super excited to announce our PopCap Prize Plunger Instant Win Game! Sounds like a mouthful, but it’s simple, really. All you have to do is visit our PopCap Facebook page. Once you’re there, you’ll go ice fishing with Yeti Zombie for a chance to win a prize! Just click on any of the ice-fishing holes, and the Yeti will plunge it to see what comes up.

And… anything could come up! In addition to the iPad 2, we’re giving away exclusive PopCap swag — Conehead Zombie figures, Bling t-shirts, Wall-Nut plushies — and games from PopCap.com. We’re giving away 600+ prizes over the next four weeks!

Starting today, you can play once per week for the next four weeks. The prizes will change every week — so make sure to come back on a weekly basis to play!

Now, we’re giving you a chance to win one of those awesome shirts:

Limited Edition PopCap T-Shirt. Word.

Here’s how to win:

1. Translate Cray-Z’s lyrics.

2. Send the lyrics to us, with your name and address, to blog@popcap.com.

3. Do steps 1-2 by Friday, September 23.

4. Hope beyond hope that you win. We’ll announce the winners sometime next week.

“Wait,” you say, “Cray-Z just raps nonsense the entire time!” Well, sure. Technically, you’re right. But that doesn’t mean there’s not some method to his madness. I’ll give you the actual lyrics to the song below, then you send us what you think Cray-Z is saying. Make sense? Great. Doesn’t make sense? Great. Try anyway!

If we choose yours as one of our Top 3 Favorites, we’ll send you a free T-shirt.

As a refresher, here’s the video:

And below are the “official” lyrics, straight from the mouth of Cray-Z. Note: please don’t just send us a transcription. We already have that. Wow us by making Cray-Z sound as brilliant as we know he is.

[Verse 1]

Wa-Wa-Wabbo Wabbo Wabbo Wa-Wabby-Wa-Wa-Wa [4x]

Wa-Wa-Wabby Wabby Wibby Wibby Wibbo

Wa-Wa-Wabbo Wabbo Wabbo Wa-Wabby-Wa-Wa-Wa

Wa-Wa-Wabby Wibby Wibby Wibbo

Wa-Wa-Wabbo Wabbo Wabbo Wa-Wabby-Wa-Wa-Wa

[Verse 2]

Wa-Wa-Wabby Wibby Wibby Wibbo

Wa-Wa-Wabbo Wabbo Wabbo Wa-Wabby-Wa-Wa-Wa

Wa-Wa-Wabby Wibby Wibby Wibbo

Wa-Wa-Wabbo Wabbo Wabbo Wa-Wabby-Wa-Wa-Wa

Wa-Wa-Wabbo Wabbo Wabbo Wa-Wabby-Wa-Wa-Wa

[Verse 3]

Wa-Wa-Wabby Wibby Wibby Wibbo

Wa-Wa-Wabbo Wabbo Wabbo Wa-Wabby-Wa-Wa-Wa

Wa-Wa-Wabby Wibby Wibby Wibb

Wa-Wa-Wabbo Wabbo Wabbo Wa-Wabby-Wa-Wa-Wa

* Full contest rules can be seen here.

Behold: Bejeweled 3 + Plants vs. Zombies themed coasters! These limited edition items are perfect for your cup of day-old coffee, your virgin margarita or even some Brain Ooze. Seriously, even if you don’t use coasters, we still think these are awesome.

And… we’re giving 9 sets away!

To win a set of coasters:

• Choose your favorite coaster scene below
• Write a caption for it
• Leave your best caption in the comments section. Please only enter once.

Coaster #1

Coaster #2

Coaster #3

Coaster #4

Contest ends September 5, 2011 at 11:59 PM PST. We’ll choose our favorite captions and if yours is a winner, you’ll hear from us by September 12.