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Ask a Zombie: “Have an Egg Roll” Edition
Dear Zombie Why can’t you just make brains? Wouldn’t it be easier than hunting for them and fighting plants? From Tyger101 Dear Introduction to Tyger, Oh, capital idea! Let Zombie just get right on that. It is funny becuz Zombie …
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Ask a Zombie: “You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angry” Edition
Dear Zombie, Now that Click and Clack are leaving their show, I hope you’ll be willing to take over my car advice: When I press the accelerator, I hear a “wooo-wooo-wooo-wooo-tink-tink-clunk”. In winter, if it’s very cold outside, it’s the …
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Ask a Zombie: “Sure Happy It’s Tuesday” Edition
Dear Zombie, Hello! How are you? I would like to know, if the plants didn’t try to hurt you, do you think you would be friends? I’m very curious. But then again, I talk a lot too. Could we be …
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Zombie Gardening Tipz for Summer
All alive peeplz can do stuff this summer to help the envri envrom world. Follow Zombie tipz to go green, build muscle brains and have fun. 1. Dig up yard. Put in fake turf. Play golf in free time. 2. …
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Ask a Zombie: “And Your Ma is Good Looking” Edition
Dear Zombie, I just got promoted at my job, but I’m workin the nights now, not the daytime anymore. Now for you, as a Zombie, it’s easy for you to come out every night and sleep all day. But I’m …
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Ask a Zombie: “You Are Not Leaving My House Dressed Like That” Edition
Geesh, I wanted to know more about wearing socks with sandals! There’s a big debate about that here in the Northwest. See, it rains a lot and our feet get cold! Kathryn Geesh? Maybe your feet get cold because you …
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Ask a Zombie: “Socks with Sandals” Edition
Dear Mr. Zombie, I’d like to invite you to my birthday party, but I’m wondering if you’ll be a bad zombie and start eating everyone. Will you promise me to be good? – Andrew Dear Andrew, Sure. Zombie promise to …
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Ask a Zombie: “Cleaning Up the Sunflower’s Mess” Edition
Dear Zombie, Will you be my friend? I think it would be super cool to have a zombie pal! With love and adoration, Christine Christine, Here is deal. Zombie will totes be your friend but – and Zombie want to …
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Zombie Gardening Tipz: Spring Edition
Helo. Zombie know you need advice for life. Now you want garden tipz too? What you wanting next, appendectomy? Good for you, I have had a green thumb. (Have you seen my green thumb? I lost it in the pool.) …
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Ask a Zombie: Sunflower Saves the Day Edition
Sunny day, my friends (that’s “hello” in flowerese). Zombie went on vacation. But cheer up: I’m here to answer your questions, and I just know we’ll all have a wonderful time! Love, Sunflower _________________________________________________________ Dear Valued Customer, We are International …
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