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Ask a Zombie: “Advice to the Lovelorn” Edition
It Valentyme Day! Almost! Zombie going to answer your romantical queries. Yer welcome! ______________________________________________________________ Dear Zombie, I was wondering, do Zombies attempt to find love the same way people do? If you wanted a girlfriend (or had one) would you …
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Ask a Zombie: “How Do You Keep a Wave Upon the Sand?” Edition
Hello Zombie, What is Zombies favorite sport? I see Zombies as baseball fans, because the players are slower, but maybe I’m wrong? Sincerely, Joltin’ Joe Hey Joe, It sort of true that Zombie like baseball. Mostly cuz baseball attract a …
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Ask a Zombie: “The River is Just a River” Edition
Dear Zombie. I’m having a little dilemma: I absolutely loathe the amount of video games and movies based on Zombies, but I love the game you’re in. How can I look forward to Plants vs. Zombies 2 without feeling hypocritical? …
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Ask a Zombie: “That Jackpot Question” Edition
Hey Zombie, You make any New Year resolutions? Sincerely, Sue Denim Dear Fake Name, Zombie not make any New Year resomolutions. Here is why. On last day of old year, Zombie step in dog doo. Then on first day of …
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Ask a Zombie: “In the Bleak Midwinter” Edition
Zombie got a bunch of holiday-type questions so that’s what this one is all about. ________________________________________________________ Dear Mr. Zombie, I am hosting the family holiday gathering this year, and I have a bit of a problem. Among the guests will …
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Ask a Zombie: “King of the Franks” Edition
Dear Zombie, OK here’s the problem I’m dating one of my exes again and things are going great except that my friends and mother basically hate him. This may be partially my fault because I did talk badly of him …
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Ask a Zombie: “We Attack the Fort” Edition
dear Zombie, i really have nothing to do during the day and i get bored i wanted to know what could i do to keep me active i already play P vs Z so don’t suggest yours boringly Joshua Dear …
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Ask a Zombie: “In the Shadow of John Tyler” Edition
Zombie: Have you ever considered running for president? You would win on the undead votes by a landslide. –Mystic Dear Mystic, That sounds like a great idea! Zombie would be tip-top leader. Zombie have lots of ideas how to improve …
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Ask a Zombie: “Rainy Days and Mondays” Edition
Dearest Zombie, My history class is SUPER boring and even my teacher agrees with that. I was thinking you could come and teach instead, but I know you are a busy guy, hunting for brains, dealing with plants, and keeping …
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Ask a Zombie: “How Many Licks Does It Take?” Edition
Dear Zombie, Do you think I should wait for that one particular college that I want to attend if they’re full or try applying for another one? -kerranika Dear kerranikanikanikkerranikanikanikkerranikanikanik, By all means, put all eggs in one basket. That …
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