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Zombie Gardening Tipz – Adventures Edition
Zombie feeling grate lately — new games, new brainz, and all I got to do between now and disco night at Elks Lodge is tell you how to kill care for ugly plants… so let’s get digging in. Tip …
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Ask a Zombie: “Standing on the Corner Watching All The Girls Go By” Edition
Dear Zombie, I have, as of late, grown increasingly bored. I’ve been making stuffed animals with felt but am fresh out of ideas! What do you think that I should make? Or should I just do something completely different, like …
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Ask a Zombie: “How Much Nezzar Could a Nebuchadnezzar?” Edition
Dear Zombie, Do you have a Zombie family? Is it the same family you had before you became a Zombie or did you create a brand new family once you became a Zombie. Thank you for your time. Lauren Dear …
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Ask a Zombie: “And That Rhymes with P” Edition
Dear Zombie, Why do you eat the plants? They are cute. Jamie Dear Jamie, Zombie eat plants because plants insist on getting in the way. Zombie not want to eat plants but Zombie is faced with a choice and has …
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Ask a Zombie: “With All the Frills Upon It” Edition
Dear Zombie, I want to know how are you alive because you are dead and you live off of brains? I am sorry to tell you but you are jacked up and do not write a “smart” response cause you …
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Ask a Zombie: “Fame or Notoriety?” Edition
Dear Zombie, Do you eat all kinds of brains? I can make you a brain out of broccoli. Will you eat it? Or do you only like human brains? Love, Konrad (7 years old) Hey Konrad, Do you like ice …
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Ask a Zombie: “Clankum and Bankum” Edition
Zombie, Why do you keep coming onto my lawn and trying to eat my brains? Stay off my lawn! Not only this, you keep getting sploded by my taters. Why you no learn? You figure with all these brains you …
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Ask a Zombie: “Advice to the Lovelorn” Edition
It Valentyme Day! Almost! Zombie going to answer your romantical queries. Yer welcome! ______________________________________________________________ Dear Zombie, I was wondering, do Zombies attempt to find love the same way people do? If you wanted a girlfriend (or had one) would you …
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Ask a Zombie: “How Do You Keep a Wave Upon the Sand?” Edition
Hello Zombie, What is Zombies favorite sport? I see Zombies as baseball fans, because the players are slower, but maybe I’m wrong? Sincerely, Joltin’ Joe Hey Joe, It sort of true that Zombie like baseball. Mostly cuz baseball attract a …
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Ask a Zombie: “The River is Just a River” Edition
Dear Zombie. I’m having a little dilemma: I absolutely loathe the amount of video games and movies based on Zombies, but I love the game you’re in. How can I look forward to Plants vs. Zombies 2 without feeling hypocritical? …
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