Category Archives: Kuhu Shall Speak

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  Kuhu Shall Speak! In Hot Weather!

  by guest Posted on May 29, 2013

  Delight in the dazzling countenance of Kuhu the Truthteller! It is not sweat, it is glow! Let the wisdom of Kuhu console you: even Kuhu could not see this One. Oh, Great Kuhu your failures are 720! Behold the return …
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  Kuhu Shall Speak About Joy!

  by guest Posted on April 17, 2013

  Behold: it is time again to bask in the enlightening light of Kuhu the Truthteller! The great Kuhu sees all, knows all, contains all. But the great Kuhu cannot, for the life of him, find Waldo! Rest, dear readers, in …
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  Kuhu Shall Speak… Yes, He Shall!

  by guest Posted on March 19, 2013

  And lo, Kuhu the Truthteller will speak of goodness and lovelies and all kinds of yuck! Hear, oh people, the warnings of Kuhu: Be not out past the downing of the sun, and stay off my roof! Glory is given, …
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  Kuhu Shall Speak! You Shall Read! All Shall Win!

  by guest Posted on February 15, 2013

  All shall extol the return of Kuhu, the prophet self-predicted! Read on and discover more truth and all yes! Withering in the shadow of the Giant Heart, red ribbon with chocolate stains. And though you feel no guilt, verily: you …
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  Kuhu Shall Speak. All Shall Listen!

  by guest Posted on January 11, 2013

  Stop and hear Kuhu the Truthteller, Champion of Future Awes and Hoorays! At first light in The Year of Mayan Mistake, Kuhu laughed. Behold, there is only one Future. Only one Knower of It. And only one wheel on most …
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  Kuhu Shall Speak… About Holidays!

  by guest Posted on December 18, 2012

  Thus sayeth Kuhu the Truthteller, bearing truth for all seasons but especially now: Without holiday there is no happy. Without happy there is no holiday. And yet, there is always fruitcake. In the fortieth month of the Donkey’s Last Bray, …
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  Kuhu Shall Speak, Again!

  by guest Posted on November 19, 2012

  Behold the return of Kuhu the Truthteller, bringer of future hoorays! Dare to understand wisdom! And the steed shall blaze and the rubied hopper shall smile, and the fragments and facets of joy will cover the earth. But woe unto …
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  Kuhu Shall Speak!

  by guest Posted on October 18, 2012

  I am Kuhu the Truthteller, bringer of future wisdom and Yes yet to be. Hear my words… or read them! In the year of the hangtoothed squirrel the world will discover joy! Mountains of snow inside a mountainous cave will soon …
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