Author Archives: Zombie

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    Ask a Zombie: The “Rick Steves Doesn’t Have a Monopoly on Travel Advice” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on April 18, 2012

    Dear Zombie, I have terminated every single zombie you have been able to throw at me. Have zombies finally given up? It is a shame how pathetic zombies were to give up against me. (I am eleven.) Why don’t you …
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    Ask a Zombie: “Speaking Truth to Flowers” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on April 4, 2012

    Dear Zombie, Why do you hate Plants so much. Can’t you all just get along? How about nuts and the others? Any grudges? XOXO Lover not Hater Dear Not Hater, Zombie see you have bought into plant propaganda and Zombie …
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    Ask a Zombie: “Everybody Loves Lutefisk” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on March 21, 2012

    Dear Zombie, I’m looking for a job so I can live with my girlfriend in Norway, I come from England. Do you have any advice or tips that you could give us to make a good impression in an interview? …
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    Ask a Zombie: The Joseph A. Wapner Tribute Edition

    by Zombie Posted on March 7, 2012

    Dear Zombie, I like being online and playing flash games. But I’m also into Pokemon. Should I spend more time playing my favorite flash game website or Pokemon? Pokemon Trainer Red PS. What is your favorite Pokemon? Dear Red, Who …
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    Ask a Zombie: The “Increasingly Inscrutable” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on February 22, 2012

    Dear Zombie, Which Zombie movie portrays Zombies in the best light? And which one do you enjoy the most? Signed Wondering Dear Wondering, Anything with Steve Buscemi. He is the zombie all zombies want to be. Classy and he look …
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    Ask a Zombie: The “Couldn’t Think of an Edition Name” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on February 8, 2012

    Dear Zombie, Moustache mode does not work in real life. I’ve tried and I’ve tried, day after day I look at myself in the mirror and no matter what (if I say moustache repeatedly or write it vigorously on notebook …
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    Ask a Zombie: Questionable Typing Skills Edition

    by Zombie Posted on January 25, 2012

    dear zombie, when do zombies like to hunt for brain, and do people ever run and scream when you are trying to steal their brains? -Jackson Dear Jackie-baby, Let Zombie answer your question with question: Why you not know how …
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    Ask a Zombie: “What Is Wrong With People?” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on January 11, 2012

    Dear Zombie: As a spontaneous gesture to my lovely wife, I got her the notebook and pen as you suggested. (See last time. -Zom. Ed.) I have a list now, but she pinned it to my head so I wouldn’t …
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    Ask a Zombie: “You Think You Pretty Clever” Edition

    by Zombie Posted on December 14, 2011

    Dear Zombie, People say “you are what you eat.” If you eat brains, you’re a brain. So, if you’re a brain, you eat brains and all zombies eat themselves, it means that we’ll never have a Zombie Apocalypse? Yours, Hingrid …
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    Ask a Zombie, Centennial Edition

    by Zombie Posted on November 30, 2011

    Before we begin, Zombie just want to point out – 100th Blog Post! Where is Zombie’s prize? Okay, onwerd. _______________________________________ Dear Zombie, My teenage son hates school and homework but he loves YOU and all your Zombie buddies. Call me …
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