If you have the Plants vs. Zombies 2013 calendar, you know that today is Read Comic Books Under a Blanket Day! If you do not have the calendar in question, then consider yourself informed.
And then go out and get yourself the Plants vs. Zombies 2014 calendar so you don’t miss out on any more holidays, festivals and celebrations that we completely fabricated in an attempt to have an impact on the zeitgeist. Woo! Big words!
Anyway, seriously, go read a comic book under a blanket. However you want to interpret that. It is an awesome thing to do.
And then go get a new calendar. We recommend this one.