Okay, that’s just an expression. No chicken dinners were harmed in the winning of this Caption Contest. BUT, we do have a winner and it is none other than Dana H! Dana’s winning entry reads like one of the world’s shortest plays and her efforts garnered a more-than-respectable 48% of the vote (that’s a mandate in some districts).
Anyway, our imaginary Internet hat is off to all participants with a bonus “boy howdy!” to Dana H. whose 15 minutes of Internet fame begins… NOW!