New Year’s Caption Contest: Pick A Winner!

After going through the literally millions of entries (okay, maybe closer to a dozen or so), we have finally arrived at our finalists for this month’s Caption Contest! Before we can crown a winner, though, we need your input! If you would be so bold as to pick your favorite from the choices below, you too will be a winner. Not of this contest, no, or anything else in particular, except our eternal gratitude, which some states may still take as legal tender. And, hey, if we didn’t pick your caption this month, fret not! There will be another cartoon soonish, and yet another chance for you to win!

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