It’s that time of year when people cinch up their waistbands (in their minds, at least), sharpen their pencils, and decide what changes to make in their lives. And the diverse group of PopCap game characters isn’t any different. Funny that even the fun-dead, the literate invertebrates, and other, um, fantastical species also think about what changes they might make in the following year. So, here are some resolutions from some of our favorite folks:
Zombie from Plants vs. Zombies
Zombie already say Zombie not make resolutions but Zombie editor getting all fussy so Zombie going to make exception just this one time. ‘K, you know how Plants vs. Zombies 2 is coming out in 2013? You know that right? How does you not know that. Oh, wait. Now you know that. Okay, anyways, where was Zombie… Oh, right. In 2013 Plants vs. Zombies 2 is coming out and Zombie resolve to win this time. You has been warned.
Lex from Bookworm
The Frog from Zuma
Tula from Peggle
I will give more blooming flowers and magical flowering rainbows of budding extremeness to the world. And get more shimmer lip gloss. And some really good eye drops. And eat a few bear claws now and again.
Buckethead Gnome from Hammer Heads
I resolve to get out of my hole with my bucket intact, and to remember not to remove my bucket so often (as it leads to headaches). Also, I plan to begin and chair the “Jeff Green for Gnome President” committee, as he really seems to want to take the battle for gnome rights to the people of the world.
Walter the Penguin from Insaniquarium
*Totally not. But I was asked to like, set a better example and stuff. Come on, I’m a penguin! I have wings but can’t fly, and everyone thinks I’m sooo cute and cuddly. Plus, my name is Walter, and every time I’m introduced to someone new, their eyes light up, and they yell, “Waaalllt!” and then look at me eagerly for approval. Yeah, I’ve seen Lost, the kid had the same name, I get it. Tell me you wouldn’t wanna punch someone from time to time. Except, um, don’t. Because it’s only funny when penguins do it. And kangaroos. And Malcolm Reynolds.