Caption Contest: Tricks or Treats Edition

‘Tis the season for getting dressed up and going door-to-door demanding candy from people you’ve never met. Or, if you’re like me, it’s the time of year when you try to get a cab at 3:00 in the morning while wearing half a horse costume and swearing you won’t get talked into it again next year.

It is also time for our October Caption Contest! Once again, our man Nate Simpson delivered the illustration. Now it’s up to you, dear reader, to provide the caption. Drop yours in the comments and we’ll put our favorites up for a vote later this week to decide on the big winner. Go to!

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