Zombie Gardening Tipz for Summer

All alive peeplz can do stuff this summer to help the envri envrom world. Follow Zombie tipz to go green, build muscle brains and have fun.

1. Dig up yard. Put in fake turf. Play golf in free time.

2. Put ugly plantz in full sun. Do not water. Make tea from leaves. Do not drink.

3. Aerate neighborz lawns. Ride bikes across yards. This is also good way to meet peeplz.

4. Don’t grow own vegetables. Walk to local market. Boil all greens two hours and compost throw away.

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