Helo. Zombie know you need advice for life. Now you want garden tipz too? What you wanting next, appendectomy?
Good for you, I have had a green thumb. (Have you seen my green thumb? I lost it in the pool.) Anyway. Alive peeples tell me sun is shining, time to make plants bloom and doom. Ugh. Hear are tips to let your garden grow go.
- Gardens need compost. Get large compost
receprepcetbin, dig up plantz, stuff them inside. - Use only organic fertilizers like vinegar and gasoline.
- Don’t be afraid to fill field with pretty things like
uraniumgeraniumscopper. - Visit nayborhood nursery. Tell us when you go and we’ll
eatmeet you there. - Give all crops plenty of water: for best resultz, cover garden with swimming pool.
- Tune up garden tools. Be sure edges of spade are sharp, and change oil in jackhammer.
Good luck with your garden. Yule need it.
Love,
Zombie