Ask a Zombie: Sunflower Saves the Day Edition

Sunny day, my friends (that’s “hello” in flowerese). Zombie went on vacation. But cheer up: I’m here to answer your questions, and I just know we’ll all have a wonderful time!



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Hello B-eautiful!

I am happy to contact you. You should contact me again, too. We could be pen pals! I could send you seeds and you can tend to them and we could be best friends forever!



Dear Zombie,

Out of all the plants you have eaten which tastes the nicest????


Dear Hope,

I don’t believe any plants are superior to any others. We plants are ALL terrific! We’re full of vital nutrients, and we make everything so colorful. I wish Zombie could see how great we are, too. Then, plants and zombies could live in harmony! But until then, I’m just going to keep on smiling, even as we wage veggie warfare against those pesky zombies. Hee hee!

Stay hopeful!


dear zombie,

what does one do when the hearts desire belongs to someone else?

sad zombie

Dear Sadpants:

It sounds like you need a hug! You should go find one. Also: is the hearts desire a good movie? Is it about a family of hearts desiring lots and lots of hugs? My suggestion would be to go over to the person who owns this wonderful family film, and simply ask them: “May I borrow The Hearts Desire”? If they say yes, ask for a hug, too.

Happily Yours,

Sunflower! OOO (those Os are virtual hugs!)


Dear Zombie,

I’m confused. If the plural of goose is geese, then why isn’t the plural of moose, meese? I have been wondering this for quite some time. And, why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?


Hi Contemplative,

Gee, you sure are full of great little questions! I recommend going outside and getting some sunshine. It’s sooo good for you! You’ll feel better in no time, and you won’t have any more of your silly thoughts. Oh, and you can go for a walk on a sidewalk — without even walking on your side!

Thoughtfully Yours,



Need advice? I’m sure the Zombie will try to help!
Write to Zombie at ZombieAdvice(at)
And if Zombie can’t help, who knows, maybe a flower will! Yay!

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