How are you going to kill us all if 2012 comes first? Nobody will be threatened or scared of zombies anymore.
That Guy That’s Not Afraid Of Zombies Anymore
Dear That Guy,
Zombie think mabey you shud change name to “That Guy What Do Not Know Anything About Synergy.” Zombie and Mayans go way back. Just saying.
I don’t think you’re eating enough fruit.
First, that not a question. And B, this column for Zombie to give advice to peepul not for to take advice. Zombie especially not take advice from guy named “Cobbs.” You think Zombie not know who this is for reals?
I fell in love with a boy, but he was younger, so I asked the sister of my best friend, which has the same age as he, to help us begin to speak, but instead, she kissed him, and now they are together, though she did not like him, and speak ill of him to her sister. The worst is that now when she sees me, she laughs at me and I cannot answer because I’m afraid my friend get mad, or he… what should I do?
Thanks for the help,
Crazy cat lady
Ooh, Zombie remember this episode of “Melrose Place.” Maybe you should go all Jane and Sydney. Find swimming pool (or lily pond), wait by swimming pool (or lily pond) until sister of best friend come close then make big flying leap and push her in. Some peepul call this the Krystle Carrington, but result is same. Good luck.
PS. Zombie lawyer says Zombie cannot tell you do to this thing, so Zombie not telling you to do this, okay? Zombie also not NOT telling you to do this so do whatever. This conversation never happened.
With humanity’s exponentially increasing ease and total mobility of interpersonal communication, increasing accessibility of tactical weaponry (including environmentally conscious bio-weaponry), mass availability of CCTV surveillance and to a lesser extent the availability of unmanned reconnaissance drones, and human society’s general desensitization through modern culture of the undead, the real question is: what fashions will be the hottest trends for this winter season?
Stirrup pants. Don’t say Zombie didn’t warn you.
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