Ask a Zombie


Dear Zawmbee,

I love a girl that loves me. Half a year ago we dated for a week. We ended up when I find out she was cheating me the whole time. I broke up with her, she moved to another city and last month she moved back to my city, we started to talk, and she said I love you. I love her too but I don’t know what to do. Please help.

Sincerely,
Someguy Somewhere.

Dear Someg,

You own your own city? Why you are just telling Zombie now? Where is it? Zombie will be there soon. As for girl, it is hard to know if girl love you for you or for your city management skillz. Give her low-level cabinet post in your administration and if she does not quit or embooz embuz misappropriate city funds, then Zombie think she really love you.

yrs,
Zombie

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Dear Zombie,

Is it better to rent or own a home?

JuJu

Dear Juju,

That is dilly of a pickle. If you own home, you might think you can spend lots of time making big obstacles to keep zombiez out. I tell you now it not going to work and then you just get cranky because you spend all your money and time on thing that was pointless. So zombie say maybe rent. Landlord not going to let you nail boards on windows so zombies have easier axess and instead of wasting time on stupid projekt, you get weekend to yourself. Just be ready to kiss security deposit bye-bye. Zombie hope this helps.

yrs,
Zombie

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Dear Zombie,

How can I tell my boyfriend I love him? Because we have been together for 8-1/2 months now and haven’t told him I love him yet. What do I do?

Yrs
Scared To Death

Dear STD,

Does mall still have that place that make giant cookies? Man, Zombie love that place. Buy boyfriend giant cookie. If that does not send message, wait for him to eat the whole thing then just say the wurds. He will be too sleepy from eating cookie bigger than his head to do anything about it. Win-win!

yrs,
Zombie

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